encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via crystallized-teardrops)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: flip5600, via orgasm)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via lohanthony)